✘ White Chicks; starring Marlon and Shawn Wayans
“First of all my doctor totally messes up my nose job. I asked him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow, I get off the surgery table looking like freakin’ Shrek! And then I get here and Mr. Harper makes me feel like I’m some dumb blonde with big boobs!”
✘ New York Minute; starring Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
“As the famous canadian professor Avril Lavigne-stein once said and I quote: Why do you have to make everything so complicated?”
✘ The Proposal; starring Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds“Touch my ass one more time and I will cut your balls off in your sleep, okay?”
✘ 21 Jump Street; starring Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill
-Why do you always jump across the car like that?
-Cause it looks cool!
