✘ White Chicks; starring Marlon and Shawn Wayans
“First of all my doctor totally messes up my nose job. I asked him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow, I get off the surgery table looking like freakin’ Shrek! And then I get here and Mr. Harper makes me feel like I’m some dumb blonde with big boobs!”
✘ The Proposal; starring Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds
“Touch my ass one more time and I will cut your balls off in your sleep, okay?”
✘ 21 Jump Street; starring Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill
-Why do you always jump across the car like that?
-Cause it looks cool!